These two nuns bump into each other one day in the convent. "Oh my goodness!", exclaimed Sister Agnes. "Those construction workers at the new housing development across the street certainly use some colorful language!"

"Well", replied Sister Hattie. "They're working men. Let's face it - that type just calls a spade a spade."

"Well, that's just the point - they don't. They call it a fucking shovel!"