A trucker, who had been out on the road for three straight weeks, stopped at a brothel outside Vegas.

He walked straight up to the Madam, plopped down $500.00 and said,
“I want your ugliest woman and a bologna sandwich.”

The Madam was astonished. She said,
“Okay, Sir, but do you know that for that kind of money you could have two of my finest ladies, plus a three-course meal?”

The trucker replied, “Listen, Sweetie, I ain't horny. I'm homesick!”