There is a medical distinction between Guts and Balls.

We've all heard about people having Guts or Balls, but do you really
know the difference between them?

In an effort to keep you informed, here are the definitions:


GUTS - Is arriving home late after at night out with the guys, being
met by your wife with a broom, and having the Guts to ask:
'Are you still cleaning or are you flying somewhere?'

BALLS - Is coming home late after a night out with the guys, smelling
of perfume and beer, lipstick on your collar,slapping your wife on the butt and
having the Balls to say:
'You're next, Chubby.'

I hope this clears up any confusion on the definitions.
Medically speaking there is really NO difference in the outcome.
Both may result in instant death.