In Minnesota many stories about old married folks take on the personas of Olie and Lena, norsky accent and all, you know like in the movie Fargo, yah shoore, yoo behtcha.
After dinner, Olie and Lena were relaxing on the porch in their rocking chairs.  Out of the blue Lena hauls off and knocks Olie right up side the head.  "Bye dee gott, you ole hag, vaht in blazes vus daht for?"  With a scowl and a wagging finger in his face "Dahts for 42 years of lousy sex, you ole goat!"   They go back to rockin, after an hour Olie gives her a roundhouse backhand tipping her and her rocker upside down.  Seeing stars Lena asks "now vaht vus daht for?"   Olie replies indignantly "Daht vus for knowin the difference".