It was Ole and Lena's wedding night.

As they were getting undressed for their first night of wedded bliss,

Ole took off his trousers:
Lena gasped in horror and said "My God Ole, what happened to your knees?"
"Well when I was very young I had a bad case of 'KNEEmonia' and my knees have looked like this ever since."

Lena looks again and decides that this man is now her husband and continues,

Ole takes off his socks:

"My word Ole, what happened to your feet?"

"I was a little older and got TOElio and that's how my feet came to look this way."

Finally, Ole removes his underwear:

"Don't tell me Ole, smallCOCKS"

I'll be here all week.