> > Ole & Lena
> Vun day, Sven vas valking down da street ven who did he see
> driving a brand new Chevrolet? It vas Ole. Ole pulled up to him
> vit a vide smile.
> "Ole, vere did you get dat car?" Sven asked
> "Lena gave it to me"
> "She gave it to you? I knew she vas sveet on you, but dis?"
> "Vell, let me tell you vat happened. Ve vere driving out on
> county road 6, in da middle of novere. Lena pulled off da
> road into da woods.
> She parked, got out of da car, trew off all of her clothes and
> said "Ole take vatever you vant."...So I took da car"
> > "Ole, your a smart man, dem clothes never voulda fit ya."