Old mother Hubbard,
Went to the cubbard,
To get poor Rover a bone.
But when she bent over,
Well, Rover took over,
And went to work with a bone of his own!!!!

Give credit where credit is due.....Old Mother Hubbard is part of a great Andrew Dice Clay routine on nursery rhymes. Another good one, apros pos of TER would be:

   Jack and Jill went up a hill
   each with a buck and a quarter....
   Jill came down with two fifty!

Mother Goose, remember her?  I fucked her!