97 yr old man walks into the brothel and asks the madam.....
"Who's the best piece of ass here?"
"Why that would be Cindy, but aren't you a little too old?" she responds.
"Don't you worry about that, where is she?"
"Upstairs 1st room on the right."
He starts up the stairs, takes him forever, but he arrives. knocks on the door and a beautiful blond answers. "What can I do for you old man?"
"everything" he answers as he undresses.
She notices his man hood " Look your not even hard all you are doing is wasting your money."
"Don't you worry" he says as he places a rubber on his dick and then sticks cotton balls in each ear and each nostril.
Cindy says" Ok, I understand the condom,but what's with the cotton balls?"
His answer " In all my years there's two things I can't stand. One's the sound of a screaming women or the smell of burning rubber."