This rich couple were leading a lavish life style spending thousands and thousands on everything till one day the guy lost everything in a shady investment deal.      He comes home and explains what happened and starts "honey we need to start saving and you need to learn cooking so we can get rid of our personal chef".

The wife says "OK I will start learning how to cook and if you can learn how to fuck me, we can get rid of that gardener too".

-- Modified on 1/4/2018 9:57:26 PM

That joke was old when George Washington was a boy.