So one morning, a young guy wakes up with a raging hard on but finds his SO isn’t in bed next to him. He gets up and wanders into the kitchen where he finds her leaning over the stove. When she sees him, she says “Honey, I’m so glad you’re here. I need you to make love to me right now.” He’s a bit dumbfounded, but she adds “Don’t argue, quick.”

The young guy quickly comes up behind her, drops his shorts, lifts up her nighty and proceeds to go at it. When he’s finished, he says “Wow, that was great, but what was the urgency all about?” His SO says “Well, I needed to poach an egg for three minutes, but the egg timer broke.”