A man is learning to skydive. His instructor tells him that when he reaches a certain elevation, he has to release his parachute. The instructor tells him"Pull this chord, and if it doesn't work, pull the other one."

So the man gets ready to jump, and out of the blue he asks, "What if both the chords don't work?"

The instructor replies,"Then you yell 'Oh great buddah help me!'" So the man jumps. He pulls the first chord, it doesn't work. The second chord doesn't work either. So he yells at the top of his lungs, "OH GREAT BUDDAH HELP ME!" All of a sudden a giant hand comes out of nowhere and catches him. The man then said, "Thank God", and the hand dropped him.