As men age, we start seeing more of the medical world, which nowadays seems to include an increasing number of women as our physicians and therapists. And in my case, a new urologist.

My G.P. recently referred me to a just-out-of-medical-school female urologist. I saw her yesterday, and she's absolutely drop-dead gorgeous, as well as unbelievably sexy.

She told me that I must stop masturbating. I asked her why.

She said, "Because I'm trying to examine you...