A LT and a Platoon SGT are laying there and the Platoon SGT looks up and says:

"Sir, do you notice anything?"

The LT says: "Yes SGT, I look up and I see stars and planets and wonder if there is life outside of earth, and limitless amounts of information held out in space to which we are just on the verge of understanding"

the LT the says: "why what do you see SGT?"

The SGT replies: "I notice someone stole our fucking tent!"

lol