Nursing Home Sex

Harold is 95 and lives in a Senior  Citizen Home. Every night after dinner, Harold goes to a  secluded garden behind the Center to sit and ponder his  accomplishments and long life.
One evening, Mildred,  age 87, wanders into the garden. They begin to chat and  before they know it, several hours have passed.
After  a short lull in their conversation, Harold turns to Mildred and asks,
"Do you know what I miss most of  all?"
She asks, "What?"
"Sex!!" he  replies.
Mildred exclaims, "Why you old fart. You 20couldn't get it up if I held a gun to your  head!"
"I know," Harold says, "but it would be  nice if a woman could just hold it for a  while."
"Well, I can oblige," says Mildred, who  unzips his trousers, removes his manhood and proceeds to  hold it.

Afterward, they agree to meet secretly  each night in the garden where they would sit and talk  and Mildred would hold Harold's  manhood.

Then one night Harold didn't show up at  their usual meeting place.
Alarmed, Mildred decided  to find Harold and make sure he was O.K. She walked  around the Senior Citizen Home where she found him  sitting by
the pool with Ethel, another female  resident, who was holding Harold's  manhood!
Furious, Mildred yelled, "You two-timing  creep! What does Ethel have that I don't  have?"
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Old Harold smiled happily and replied,  "Parkinson's."