A soldier ran
>>>     up to a nun. Out of breath he asked, "Please, may I hide under your
>>>skirt. I'll
>>>     explain later." The nun agreed. A moment later two Military Police
>>>ran up
>>>     and asked, "Sister, have you seen a soldier?" The nun replied, "He
>>>went that
>>>     way." After the MP's ran off, the soldier crawled out from under her
>>>skirt and
>>>     said, "I can't thank you enough Sister. You see, I don't want to go
>>>to Iraq."
>>>     The nun said, "I understand completely." The soldier added, "I hope
>>>I'm not
>>>     rude, but you have a great pair of legs!" The nun replied, "If you
>>>had
>>>     looked a little higher, you would have seen a great pair of
>>>balls....I don't
>>>     want to go to Iraq either."