Q: What are the small bumps around a woman's nipples for?

A: Its Braille for "suck here."

Q: What is an Australian kiss?

A: It is the same as a French kiss, but down under.

Q: What do you do with 365 used condoms?

A: Melt them down, make a tire, and call it a Goodyear.

Q: Why are hurricanes normally named after women?

A: When they come they're wild and wet, but when they go
they take your house and car with them.