To my lady friends who like a good laugh, and to my guy friends who can handle it...



   He Said, She Said....

   


   He said. ... . I don't know why you wear a bra, you've got nothing to put in it
   She said.... . . You wear pants don't you?





   He said ... . ......... Shall we try swapping positions tonight?
   She said.......... Okay, you stand by the stove & sink, while I sit on the sofa and do nothing but fart




   He said. ...... What have you been doing with all the grocery money I gave you?
   She said . ..... Look in the mirror and turn sideways!




   He said. ..... Why don't women blink during foreplay?
   She said .. . There isn't enough time.





   He said......   How many men does it take to change a roll of toilet paper?
   She said .. .. I don't know; it's never happened.





   He said..... . Why is it difficult to find men who are sensitive, caring and Good- looking?
   She said . . . Cause they already have boyfriends.




   He said......What do you call a woman who knows where her husband is every night?
   She said. . . A widow.




   He said ....  .. Why are single women thinner than married women?
   She said .. . . Single women come home, look in the refrigerator...  and decide to go to bed.
                          Married women come home, look in bedroom... and decide to go to the refrigerator.