One good joke deserves another.......

A nun goes up to Mother Superior and says, "Oh Mother, I've been a bad girl, I cursed at the Lord."  
Mother Superior: "You must have been playing golf, tell me about it."
Nun:  You know that long par five, I hit the best tee shot of my life, but it hit the overhead power lines and came straight down."
Mother:  Well that's a free replay according to the rules, so you're still on the tee, no reason to be upset."
Nun:  I wasn't upset then, I went to my ball but a squirrel picked it up and started running away."
Mother:  Well, that's an outside agency according to the rules, so you would be entitled to a free drop, but you're still operating under the first rule, so you're still on the tee!"
Nun:  Well, I didn't curse, I chased the squirrel and just as I caught up to him, an eagle swooped down and carried him off with my ball too."
Mother:  Well, that's pretty unusual, but it's another outside agency, but again, you're still under the first rule, so you're still on the tee if you so choose!  But I can see why you might be getting a bit upset by now."
Nun:  Well, I was a bit bothered, but I bit my lip, and watched as the eagle flew up near the green and dropped the squirrel out of his mouth.  The squirrel landed on a rock, and the ball bounced out of his mouth, rolled through a greenside bunker, and came to rest only 18 inches from the hole!"
Mother Superior took a drag from her cigarette and a swig of her whiskey, rolled her eyes to the heavens, and said:
"Don't tell me you missed the goddam putt!"