There was a boy playing in the farm field when his Mom called him in for breakfast.

On his way in he kicked a cow, a pig, and a chicken.

So when he gets to the table he sees a dry bowl of cereal.

"What's the deal..??" he asks.

His mom says "You kicked the cow, so no milk for you; you kicked the pig, so no bacon for you; and you kicked the chicken, so no eggs for you."

Then his father walks into the kitchen and accidentally kicks the cat.

The the boy says, "Do you want me to tell him, or should you..??"