Dr. Ann Pleasant, a noted sociologist, received a grant from the recovery funds to conduct a study of American Indians and their customs.

She gets to an Indian reservation and begins taking notes on customs, mores, folkways, etc.  She comes across a young brave with a feather in his headband and asks "young man, why are you wearing a feather in your headband"  to which he replies "that for number of women I have fucked".  Taken somewhat aback Dr. Pleasant goes on about the reservation and eventually comes across the chief with his war bonnet, with feathers from one ankle all the way up and around his head and back down to the other ankle.  So with some trepidation she says "Chief, can you tell me why you have so many feathers?"  He replies "for the number of squaws I've fucked" somewhat flustered she says "oh, how hostile"  The chief says, "hostile, dog style, any style"!!!!!  To which Dr. Pleasant responds, "Oh dear"  the chief then says "no deer, asshole too high, run too fast!"