Sadly, Joe told his fishing buddies that he wouldn’t be joining them for the coming weekend because his wife had told him that she had something special planned. So when Joe showed up late Saturday morning, his friends were amazed. “What happened?” they asked. “Well”, said Joe, “I was in the kitchen having a cup of coffee, when my wife called out to me. I turned and she was standing there wearing this little flimsy see through outfit. She looked at me with a wicked smile and said ‘Take me to the bedroom; tie me up, and do anything you want.’, and well, here I am.”

I really liked this one too.