A man visiting New York calls an escort and asks, "How much do you charge?"

She replies, "It starts at $500 for a hand-job."

The man exclaims, "$500 dollars for a hand-job! No hand-job is worth that kind of money!"

The escort says, "Look out your window.  Do you see that steak restaurant across the street?"

"Yes."

"Well," says the escort, "I own it because I give a hand-job that's worth $500."

The man is intrigued and decides to give it a try.  The escort visits him, and when they are done, the man realizes that he just experienced the hand-job of a lifetime, worth every bit of $500.

The man can't get the escort oout of his mind and calls the next night and asks, "How much for a blow-job?"

The escort replies, "$1,500."

The man is again amazed, but the escort explains, "You know that hotel you are staying in?  I own that hotel because I give a blow job that's worth $1,500."

The man takes a chance again, and after the escort delivers, the man is barely conscious.  He can scarcely believe it but he feels he truly got his money's worth.

As the escort is dressing to leave, he decides that this is one amazing escort and he should finish his experience.  So he asks, "Tell me, how much for some pussy?"

The escort says, "Come over here to the window, I want to show you something. Do you see the skyline of this city, with all the beautiful lights, buildings, and parks?"

"Damn!" the man says, "You own the whole city?"

"No," the escort replies, "but I would if I had a pussy."