The new hooker just finished her first trick. When she came back down to the street, the seasoned veterans all gathered around to hear the details.
She said "well, he was a big muscular and handsome marine".
"Well, what did he want to do?"
they all asked.
She said " I told him that a straight lay was $100, but he said he didn't have that much".
"So I told him that oral sex would be $75, but he didn't have that much either".
"Finally I said, well, how much do you have"?
The marine said that he only had $25.
The new hooker said "well, for $25 all I can do is service you by hand"
He agreed and after getting the finances straight, she said "he pulled it out and I put one hand on it, and then the second hand above the first and then the first hand above the second hand..."
A new hooker is out on the street and a handsome young Marine approaches her. "How much?" he asks and she replies, "$100 for straight sex." He says, "I don't have that much." She goes to her pimp and he says, "Tell him you'll give him a blowjob for $75." She goes to the Marine and he replies, "I only have $25." She returns to her pimp, who says, "Tell him that's only good enough for a hand job." So the guy pulls out his enormous wang and she says, "Just a minute, I'll be back." She goes to her pimp, who asks "What now?" She replies, "Can I borrow $75?"
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