Erotic Humor

New Frog Joke
Boner The Boy Ho 12873 reads
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A lonely old lady decided she needed a pet to keep her company.

So off to the pet shop she went......

She searched and searched. Nothing seemed to catch her interest, except this ugly frog...... As she walked by the jar he was in, he winked at her.

Then, he whispered , "IM LONELY TOO, BUY ME AND YOU WONT BE SORRY."

The old lady figured....WHAT THE HECK.

So, she bought the frog and put him in the car........

Driving down the road the frog whispered to her, "KISS ME AND YOU WONT BE SORRY".....

So the old lady figured WHAT THE HECK.

And she kissed the frog.

IMMEDIATELY, the frog turned into a sexy, absolutely gorgeous handsome young prince. And, THE PRINCE KISSED THE OLD LADY BACK..........

AND GUESS WHAT THE OLD LADY TURNED INTO???????????



COME ON GUESS!!!??

OOOOOOHHHHHHH COME ON....



SHE TURNED INTO THE FIRST MOTEL SHE COULD FIND............. I SAID SHE WAS OLD...... NOT DEAD! ~~~~~~  




-- Modified on 2/10/2004 1:13:51 PM

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