I went to the doctor's office the other day & found out that
my new doctor is a young female & drop-dead gorgeous!
I was embarrassed, but she said, "Don't worry,
I'm a Professional - I've seen it all before.
Just tell me what's wrong and I'll "check it out."
I said. "My wife thinks my dick tastes funny."

The female doctor says:  "You don't say; well we just happen to have another doctor here who is an expert on just that problem.

Oh, Bruce, could you step in here and see what you think of this?"