Subject: Never Enough Sex!!!!

Mary married Barry and they had sex five times a day, five days a week for five years, then Barry died. Mary buried Barry, then Mary married Gary.

They had sex six times a day, six days a week for six years, then Gary died. Mary buried Gary and then Mary married Larry.

Mary and Larry had sex seven times a day, seven days a week for seven years before Larry died. Mary buried Larry, then Mary died.

Mary's sister Sherry and her friend Terry were at the funeral home looking down at Mary when Terry said, "At least they're together again.""Do you mean Mary and Barry, Mary and Gary, or Mary and Larry?" asked Sherry.


Terry replied, "No, I mean her legs!"