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A newlywed couple, who were both avid baseball fans, attended a game at a baseball stadium.

They were still on their honeymoon and very affectionate, hugging and kissing so much that they weren't able to follow the game.

After a couple of seconds of thought the wife said, "I've got an idea, honey.  You kiss me on the strikes and I'll kiss you on the balls."  

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A newlywed couple, who were both avid baseball fans, attended a game at a baseball stadium.

They were still on their honeymoon and very affectionate, hugging and kissing so much that they weren't able to follow the game.

After a couple of seconds of thought the wife said, "I've got an idea, honey.  You kiss me on the strikes and I'll kiss you on the balls."  
Back in the early '60s I heard Soupy Sales say one day, on his childrens' cartoon show,

"took my girl to the ballgame today.  I kissed her between the strikes, and she kissed me between the balls"

Gotta love White Fang and Black Tooth, Doing the Mouse or the Nurse.  Thanks for the walk down memory lane...

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BigPapasan5071 reads

...what she did to help Arnie get ready for his round and she said: "I kiss his balls for luck."

True story.

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NEWBATTERY4789 reads

Believe it or not..........I heard both of these lines on the radio, as a much younger person.  Too bad we never got R-rated Radio......huh..??  Most of TV's programming used to be run on the radio, for those that didn't have a TV.  Thanks for adding to my joke.  It really helped me out.

-- Modified on 7/15/2011 11:45:27 AM

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Trainman515788 reads

Have the tape of the old Carson show - I believe it is actually Palmer himself and Carson had a great follow-up response.

Carson: "What does your wife do to help you get ready for a tournament."

Palmer: "Well, one thing is she kisses my balls for for luck."

Audience goes crazy with laughter, including Carson, then eventually he responds: "Well that sure must make your putter stand up! "

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