A sexy looking woman arrived at a party and while scanning the guests, spotted an attractive man standing alone.

She approached him, smiled and said, "Hello, my name is Carmen. "That's a beautiful name,' he replied. "Is it a family name?'

"No," she replied. "As  a matter of fact I gave it to myself. It represents the things I enjoy most in life - cars and men. By the way, what's your name?

He answered "B.J. Titsengolf."