A man scanned the guests at a party and spotted an attractive woman standing alone. He approached her and asked her name.

"My name is Carmen," she told him.

"That's beautiful," he said. "Is it a family name?"

"No," she replied, "I gave it to myself.  It reflects the thingss I like most - cars and men.  What's your name?" she asked.

"Whiskeyboobs," he replied.