For those of you that like Asian providers here is some Chinese phrases.

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(You MUST read them out loud)

That’s not right
Sum Ting Wong

Are you harboring a fugitive?
Hu Yu Hai Ding

See me ASAP
Kum Hia Nao

Stupid man
Dum Fuk

Small horse
Tai Ni Po Ni

Did you go to the beach?
Wai Yu So Tan

I bumped into a coffee table
Ai Bang Mai Fu Kin Ni

I think you need a face lift
Chin Tu Fat

It’s very dark in here
Wao So Dim

I thought you were on a diet
Wai Yu Mun Ching

This is a tow away zone
No Pak King

Our meeting is scheduled for next week
Wai Yu Kum Nao

Staying out of sight
Lei Ying Lo

He’s cleaning his automobile
Wa Shing Ka

Your body odor is offensive
Yu Stin Ki Pu Pu

Great
Fa Kin Su Pa

I have to stop reading these when the secretary is in the next room!!!!!!! She wants to know what is so funny.