There are these two guys from Kentucky sitting on a porch and they are bored, I mean bored.
So Jimbo says to Earl, " Hey Earl, you wanna play A game?
Earl says," well, yea I reckin I'd like to play a game."
Jimbo says," Alright I learned a game in town the other day. It's called 20 questions, I think of a word and you have up to 20 questions to figure out what it is.  I think of something real hard and you try to guess it from 20 "Yes" or "No" questions".

Earl says," Alright, I reckin that sounds like a fine game to play."

Jimbo says, "alright let me think of something real hard." He pauses and thinks, "okay, I got something he'll never guess, MuleDick.) Jimbo says "alright Earl whenever you're ready, you just start asking away"

Earl Says,"alright, alright, okay, can you grab it?"

Jimbo says "well, I guess you could grab it, I mean all the time if you wanted. You have 19 questions left"

Earl Says," okay, okay, can you eat it?"

Jimbo says "well, fuck, yeah I mean if you were crazy enough....You got 18 questions left".


Earl says, "it ain't Mule Dick is it?"