A friend asked a gentleman why he never married?

Replied the gentleman, "Well, I guess I just never
met the right woman... I guess I've been looking for
the perfect girl."

"Oh, come on now," said the friend, "Surely you have
met at least one girl that you wanted to marry."

"Yes, there was a girl... once.  I guess she was the
one perfect girl; the only perfect girl I really ever
met.  She was just the right everything... I
really mean that she was the perfect girl for me."

"Well, why didn't you marry her," asked the friend.

"She was looking for the perfect man."

I fell for your "shameless plug" in the chat room .

-- Modified on 3/28/2002 9:01:06 PM

Personally, I always reply, "Because I was vaccinated at an early age."