Granny was in her eighties and much admired for her sweetness and kindness to all. The pastor came to call
on her one afternoon early in the spring and she welcomed him into her Parlor. He took a seat while she
prepared some tea. As he sat facing her old pump organ, the minister noticed a cut glass bowl sitting on top of
it, filled with water. In the water floated, of all things, a condom. Imagine his shock and surprise! And curiosity!
Surely, Miss Granny had flipped! But he felt he couldn't mention the strange sight in her parlor. When she
returned with the tea and cookies, they began to chat. The pastor tried to stifle his curiosity about the bowl of
water and the floating item, but soon it got the better of him and he could resist no longer---"Miss Granny" he
said while pointing to the bowl, "I wonder if you could tell me about this?"

"Oh, yes", she replied, "Isn't it wonderful! I was walking down town last fall and I found this little package. The
directions said to put it on the organ, keep it wet, and it would prevent disease. And you know---I haven't had a
cold all winter."