One Saturday afternoon, I was sitting in my lawn chair,
drinking beer and watching my wife mow the lawn. The
neighbor lady from across the street was so outraged at
this that she came over and shouted at me, "You should be
hung."

I took a drink from my can of Budweiser, wiped the cold
foam from my lips, lifted my darkened RayBan Sunglasses
and stared directly at this nosey bitch and then calmly
replied,

I am, that's why SHE cuts the grass