Mountain Man......

Thirty-four years ago, Everett Davis, a Tennessee Mountain man, was drafted by the Army.  On his first day of boot camp, the Army issued him a toothbrush.

That afternoon, an Army dentist yanked several of his teeth.

On his second day, the Army issued him a comb.

That afternoon, an Army barber sheared his head.

On his third day, he was issued a jock strap.

The Army is still looking for him.......