A burglar broke into a house one night. He shined

> his flashlight around

> looking for valuables, and when he picked up a VCR

> to place in his sack, a

> strange, disembodied voice echoed from the dark

> saying,

>

> "Jesus is watching you."

>

> He nearly jumped out of his skin, clicked his

> flashlight out and froze. When

> he heard nothing more after a bit, he shook his

> head, promised himself a long

> vacation after his next big score, then clicked the

> light back on and began

> searching for more valuables.

>

> Just as he pulled the stereo out so he could

> disconnect the wires, clear

> as a bell he heard,

>

> "Jesus is watching you."

>

> Freaked out, he shined his light around frantically,

> looking for the

> source of the voice. Finally, in the corner of the

> room, his flashlight beam

> came to rest on a parrot...

>

> "Did you say that?" he hissed at the parrot.

>

> "Yep," the parrot confessed, then squawked, "I'm

> just trying to warn you."

>

> The burglar relaxed. "Warn me, huh? Who the heck are

> you?"

>

> "Moses," replied the bird.

>

> "Moses?" the burglar laughed. "What kind of people

> would name a parrot

> Moses?"

>

> The bird promptly answered, " the same kind

> of people that would

> name a 140 pound Rottweiler Jesus."