A woman's husband dies and a few days later, just before the funeral, the mortician calls.

"I have terrible news, maam.  My apprentice was preparing your husband's body and he sneezed and, well, he accidentally cut off your husband's penis.  What would you like us to do with it?"

The woman ask the mortician to simply put it up his anus.

At the funeral, the woman walks up to the casket.  Her husband is laid out in the coffin and she leans down and kisses him tenderly on his forehead.  A tear gathers in the corner of his eye and she leans down to his ear and wispers:

"See, it hurts, doesn't it."