So the other day my SO was standing in the kitchen, preparing our usual soft boiled eggs and toast for breakfast, wearing only the T-shirt that she normally sleeps in. As I walked in, half awake, she turned to me and said "You've got to make love to me at this very moment!" My eyes lit up as I thought " Either I'm dreaming or this is my lucky day!" Not wanting to lose the moment, I bent her over the kitchen table and gave her my all.

Afterwards she said "Thanks", and returned to the stove, her T-shirt still around her neck. Happy, but a bit puzzled, I asked "What was that all about?" She replied "The egg timer's broken."