It's Harold's first day in the car pool. They  honk the horn in front of
his house and he comes running out. He gets about  halfway down the walk
when he hears a grunt and the sound of his wife's foot  tapping on the
porch
He turns around and there she is, scowlng at him. He  runs back to the
steps, spreads her bathrobe, bends over, kisses her on the  privates,
runs back down the walk and hops in the car.
They ride in silence for a few minutes, until  Burnett, the driver,
can't stand it.
Burnett asks, "Harold, it's none of  my business, but why'd you kiss her
down there?"
Harold says, "You wouldn't believe her breath  in the morning!"