A blonde says to a brunette, "Excuse me, but each time I sip my coffee, my eye seems to hurt."

The brunette says, "Well maybe you should take the spoon out of the cup!


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Question:
How do you confuse a blonde?
A: You put her in a round room and tell her to sit in a corner.

Q: How does a blonde confuse you?

Answer:
She comes out and says she did.


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Question:
What's blonde and has an IQ of 160?

Answer:
Four blondes!


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Two girlfriends were speeding down the highway at well over 90 mph.

"Hey," asked the brunette at the wheel, " do ya see any cops following us?"

The blonde turned around for a long look. "As a matter of fact, I do."

"Darn!" yelled the brunette. "Are his flashers on?

The blonde turned around again. "Yes...no...yes....no...yes...no..."


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A blonde is working as a lifeguard at a swimming pool when a girl begins to drown, screaming "Lifesaver! Lifesaver!" The blonde thinks for a moment, and then asks "Cherry or grape?


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What does a blonde do when her computer freezes?

She sticks it in the microwave!