When the surgeon came to see his blonde patient on the day after her
operation, she asked him somewhat hesitantly just how long it would be
before she could resume her sex life. "Uh, I hadn't really thought about it"
replied the stunned surgeon. "You're the first one ever to ask that after a
tonsillectomy."


The blonde is walking down the street with her blouse open and her right
breast hanging out. A policeman approaches her and says, "Ma'am, are you
aware I could cite you for indecent exposure?" She says, "Why, officer?"
"Because your breast is exposed. "Oh. my God", says the blond. "I left the
baby on the bus!"


A police officer arrives at an accident scene where apparently three blondes
have leaped to their death from a very tall building. He suddenly notices
that one is still breathing so he approaches her and asks, "Why did you
three beautiful girls leap out of that building?" The blond answers in a
very weak voice, "We wanted to try out our new maxi-pads, with wings..."


Two blondes were walking down the road and the first blonde said, "Look at
that dog with one eye!" The other blonde covers one of her eyes and says,
"Where?"