there's this gay guy who walks into this non-gay bar and asks the bartender if he could drink his beer in the back where nobody was so the bartender says ok five minunites later this guy came in and said its so hot out that he would lick the sweat off a cow's balls so the gay guy jumps on the bar and says moo-moo-buckeroo
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