"TENJOOBERRYMUDS"...



       
   This is a hoot ..... sad, because it is TRUE ...... but a hoot!!!!
   By the time you read through this YOU WILL UNDERSTAND "TENJOOBERRYMUDS"...
   
   
   
   
   In order to continue getting-by in Canada (our home land), we all need to learn the NEW English language! Practice by reading the following  conversation until you are able to understand the term "TENJOOBERRYMUDS".
   
   
   With a little patience, you'll be able to fit right in.
   Now, here goes...
   
   
   The following is a telephone exchange between maybe you as a hotel guest and calling for room-service somewhere in Our Home and Native Land .......
   
   
   Room Service : "Morrin. Roon sirbees."
   
   
   Guest : "Sorry, I thought I dialed room-service."
   
   
   Room Service: " Rye . Roon sirbees...morrin! Joow ish to oddor sunteen???"
   
   
   Guest: "Uh..... Yes, I'd like to order bacon and eggs."
   
   
   Room Service: "Ow July den?"
   
   
   Guest: ".....What??"
   
   
   Room Service: "Ow July den?!?... pryed, boyud, poochd?"
   
   
   Guest: "Oh, the eggs! How do I like them? Sorry.. scrambled, please."
   
   
   Room Service: "Ow July dee baykem? Crease?"
   
   
   Guest: "Crisp will be fine."
   
   
   Room Service: "Hokay. An Sahn toes?"
   
   
   Guest: "What?"
   
   
   Room Service: "An toes. July Sahn toes?"
   
   
   Guest: "I.... don't think so."
   
   
   RoomService: "No? Judo wan sahn toes???"
   
   
   Guest: "I feel really bad about this, but I don't know what 'judo wan sahn toes' means."
   
   
   RoomService: "Toes! Toes!...Why Joo don Juan toes? Ow bow Anglish moppin we bodder?"
   
   
   Guest: "Oh, English muffin!!! I've got it!   You were saying 'toast'...   Fine...Yes, an English muffin will be fine."
   
   
   RoomService: "We bodder?"
   
   
   Guest: "No, just put the bodder on the side."
   
   
   RoomService: "Wad?!?"
   
   
   Guest: "I mean butter... just put the butter on the side."
   
   
   RoomService: "Copy?"
   
   
   Guest: "Excuse me?"
   
   
   RoomService: "Copy...tea..meel?"
   
   
   Guest: "Yes. Coffee, please... and that's everything."
   
   
   RoomService: "One Minnie. Scramah egg, crease baykem, Anglish moppin, we bodder on sigh and copy ... rye??"
   
   
   Guest: "Whatever you say."
   
   
   RoomService: "Tenjooberrymuds.."
   
   
   Guest: "You're welcome"
   
   
   Remember I said "By the time you read through this YOU WILL UNDERSTAND 'TENJOOBERRYMUDS' "......and you do, don't you!
   --- --  And you thought you didnt speak a foreign language!!

Like a guy who was pulled over by Mississppi State Patrol one day and asked:

How'd jew lahk miss hippy?

One attaboy (or attagal) for the proper translation.

I think he would have said "How'd ya'll lahk miss hippy" ( U know the jewish thing.)