GOTTA LOVE THOSE MINNESOTANS
The owner of a golf course in Minnesota was confused about
paying an invoice, so he decided to ask his secretary for some
mathematical help. He called her into his office and said, "You
graduated from The University of Minnesota; I need some help.
If I were to give you $20,000, minus 14%, how much would you
take off?"
The secretary thought a moment, then replied, "Everything
but my earrings."
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A group of Minnesota friends went deer hunting and paired
off in twos for the day. That night, one of the hunters returned alone, staggering under the weight of an eight-point buck.
"Where's Henry?" the others asked. "Henry had a stroke of some kind. He's a couple of miles back up the trail," the successful hunter replied.
"You left Henry laying out there and carried the deer back?"
they inquired. "A tough call," nodded the hunter. "But I figured no one is going to steal Henry!
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Regarding the year 2004, a senior at University of Minnesota,
St. Cloud was overheard saying, "When the end of the world comes, I hope to be in Minnesota."
When asked why, he stated that everything happens here 20
years later than the rest of the civilized world.
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Swen, a young Minnesotan, came running into the store and said
to his buddy, "Ole, somebody just stole your pickup truck from
the parking lot!"
Ole replied, "Did you see who it was?" Swen answered, "I couldn't tell, but I got the license number."
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NEWS FLASH! - Red Wing, Minnesota----- Minnesota's worst
air disaster occurred when a small two-seater Cessna 150 plane,
piloted by two local Minnesota college students, crashed into a
cemetery earlier today in Red Wing. Red Wing Search-and-
Rescue workers have recovered 300 bodies so far and expect the
number to climb as digging continues into the evening. The pilot
and copilot survived and are helping in the recovery efforts.
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A Minnesota State trooper pulled-over a pickup on I-35.
The trooper asked, "Got any ID?" The driver, a University of
Minnesota, Duluth graduate, replied, "Bout whut?
