Write Review
2,076,020 Total Reviews 3,515 New Reviews
9,245 Users Online

Erotic Humor

Methinks you should proofread the jokes before posting...
luv_women 28 Reviews 5132 reads
posted

"We fucked in multiple positions and boy can they suck cock!. I just loved it when they came all over my face. I have never cum so hard and so often in my entire life!!"

I would guess that he came all over their faces, since he is talking about cumming alot, and is talking about their ability to 'suck cock'.

So it should probably read:

"We fucked in multiple positions and boy can they suck cock!. I just loved it when I came all over their faces. I have never cum so hard and so often in my entire life!!"

...But I guess I read things too completely...

BadTaste5950 reads


An 80 year old man walks into Confessional. "Forgive me father, for I have sinned". "Tell me more" states the priest.

"Well last night, I cheated on my wife for the very first time. I had a wild insane frickin orgy with three beautiful big titted college coeds. We fucked in multiple positions and boy can they suck cock!. I just loved it when they came all over my face. I have never cum so hard and so often in my entire life!!"

"I see" says the priest. "How long has it been since your last confession?"

"Oh, this is my first time here" says the man, "I'm Jewish"

"Jewish???" says the priest. "Why then are you telling me this?"

"It was the best sex I have ever had" beams the man, "I'm telling everyone!!!"

ReplyQuoteReport
luv_women5133 reads

"We fucked in multiple positions and boy can they suck cock!. I just loved it when they came all over my face. I have never cum so hard and so often in my entire life!!"

I would guess that he came all over their faces, since he is talking about cumming alot, and is talking about their ability to 'suck cock'.

So it should probably read:

"We fucked in multiple positions and boy can they suck cock!. I just loved it when I came all over their faces. I have never cum so hard and so often in my entire life!!"

...But I guess I read things too completely...

ReplyQuoteReport
dickus5047 reads

I've had many women come copiously on my face--a tribute to my oral skills, perhaps.  I've finished many a session with a face like a glazed doughnut.

ReplyQuoteReport
hollywoodviper17286 reads

I love it when women do that!!! Huge turn on..

Plus it tells me that I am doing it right

ReplyQuoteReport
anabangbang7229 reads

i was grossed out

he said he wasnt going to wash his face ever

even grosser.

ReplyQuoteReport
mrfisher6411 reads

"a lot" is two words, not one.

(It's a bugaboo of mine.)

ReplyQuoteReport
Post Reply Back To Forum
Register Now!