Today I am announcing the release of my life-long Scientific Medical Research System for the Avoidance of Alzheimer's Disease.  I looked in the mirror and saw my fate.  I had become the exact image of Alfred Einstein with the long unmanaged silver hair, except I have a goatee instead of a mustache.  This has caused me to release the findings of my eternal fight against Alzheimer's and the solution to combating this debilitating disease.  I call it "Mental Retranization."  And Dr. Alfred is my Patriot Saint.

The earlier you begin my Retranization Program the better your chances for a full defense against Alzheimer's.  The way my System works is, we re-train other parts of the brain to pick up the losses we anticipate will be given up to the disease when it attacks later in life.  Since we only use 20% of our brain, this is an easy exercise to accomplish.

Because you are a TER friend, I'm going to give you my System for free.  You should start using this system right away to get the old knoggin to firing on all cylinders.  As you start to catch yourself not being able to remember the things you used to be able to remember, do NOT just let it slide.  It is most important to remain master of your mind and to force this organ to function normally, to do it's job.  For example, let's say you can't recall an old friend's name.  Now this is not excusable.  It can be embarrassing and needs correction.  In order to force the mind to recall, we must re-train the brain using a new path to retrieve stored information.  Since the mind works on the same basis as a computer, we use a binary-type method of forced recall.  

Start with the letter "A" and go through the alphabet, then, if not successful, add a second letter, "Aa, Ab, Ac, Ad,  and so on through the entire alphabet for the first letter.  If that doesn't spark a recall as to the missing name, you go to the next letter in the name, eliminating double vowels for efficiency.  "ABa, ABb, ABc, etc., until the name comes to your mind.  This ALWAYS works for me.  If you don't remember, it will put you to sleep eventually, and you will not remember that you couldn't remember and the concern is averted.  Once you have Retranized your mind this process will become automatic and a new memory path will have been created, bypassing the normal path which will be eventually destroyed by Alzheimer's, and you will be like that great African Doctor, Alfred Einstein Schweitzer and me.