Men are like...

Men are like ........ Laxatives ...... They
irritate the crap out of you.
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> >Men are like ........ Vacations ...... They never
seem to be long enough.
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> >Men are like ........ Weather ...... Nothing can be
done to change them.
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> >Men are like ........ Blenders ...... You need One,
but you're not quite sure why.
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> >Men are like ........ Chocolate Bars ...... Sweet,
smooth, & they usually head right for your hips.
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> >Men are like ........ Coffee ...... The best ones
are rich, warm, & can keep you up all night long.
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> >Men are like ........ Commercials ...... You can't
believe a word they say.
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> >Men are like ........ Department Stores ......
Their clothes are always 1/2 off.
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> >Men are like ........ Government Bonds ...... They
take soooo long to mature.
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> >Men are like ........ Mascara ...... They usually
run at the first sign of emotion.
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> >Men are like ........ Popcorn ...... They satisfy
you, but only for a little while.
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> >Men are like ........ Snowstorms ...... You never
know when they're coming, how many inches you'll get,
or how long it will last.
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> >Men are like ........ Lava Lamps ...... Fun to look
at, but not very bright.
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> >Men are like ........ Parking Spots ...... All the
good ones are taken, and the rest are handicapped.