So, I happened to see an old Johnny Carson rerun the other night where he did one of his skits involving Carnac the Magnificent. For those of you who might not be familiar with the Carnac skit, it involved Johnny holding a sealed envelope to his forehead and giving the answer to a question that was inside. It went like this.
Carson holding the envelope to his head and saying, "The girl with something extra." He then opened the envelope and read the question. It said, "What is 36-24-36 and 9?" Good old Johnny, RIP.Unfortunately it looks like your attempt to purchase VIP membership has failed due to your card being declined. Good news is that we have several other payment options that you could try.
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