Two Indians and a Norwegian were walking in the woods. All of a sudden,
one
> of the Indians ran up a hill to the mouth of a small cave.
>
> "Woooooo! Woooooo! Woooooo!" he called into the cave
> and then he listened very closely until he
> heard an answering "Woooooo! Woooooo! Woooooo!". He
> tore off his clothes and ran into the cave.
>
> Ole was puzzled and asked the other Indian what that was all about. Was
> the other Indian crazy or what? "No", said the
> Indian. "It is our custom during mating season when
> Indian men see cave, they holler into the
> opening. If they get an answer back, it means there is
> a girl in there waiting to mate."
>
> Just then, they saw another
> cave. The Indian ran up to the opening of the cave,
> stopped and hollered and immediately, there was an
> answering call from deep inside the cave. He tore off
> his clothes and ran into the cave.
>
> Ole wandered around in
> the woods alone for a while, and then he came upon a
> great big cave.
> As he looked in amazement at the
> size of the huge opening, he was thinking there must
> be some really big, fine women in this
> cave. He stood in front of the opening and hollered
> with all his might,
> "Woooooo! Woooooo! Woooooo!". He
> grinned and closed his eyes in anticipation and then
> he heard the answering call, "Woooooo!
> Woooooo! Woooooo!". With a gleam in his eyes and a
> smile on his face, he raced into the cave,
> tearing off his clothes as he ran.
>
> The following day, the headline
> in the newspaper read.....
>
> "NAKED NORWEGIAN RUN OVER BY
> FREIGHT TRAIN"