When I was married 25 years, I took a look at my wife one day and said,
> "Honey, 25 years ago, we had a cheap apartment, a cheap car, slept on a
> Sofa bed and watched a 10 inch black and white TV, but I got to sleep
> every
> night with a hot 25 year old blonde.
>
> Now, we have a nice house, nice car, big bed and plasma screen TV, but I'm
> sleeping with a 50 year old woman. It seems to me that you are not holding
> up your side of things."
>
> My wife is a very reasonable woman. She told me to go out and find a hot
> 25
> year old blonde, and she would make sure that I would once again be living
> in a cheap apartment, driving a cheap car, sleeping on a sofa bed.
>
> Aren't older women great! They really know how to solve your mid-life
> crises....